CrushedByMinecraftSMP

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Enchantments Applied: 222 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mines Excavated: 2962

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Animals Bred: 65
    Star Shards Collected: 71 Enchantments Applied: 222
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7310 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 94 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Enchantments Applied: 67

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

    But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

    NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

    Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Potions Brewed: 61

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 413 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyHalalCafe

    CraftyHalalCafe
    so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Magic Items Found: 6679 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MenacePixelmon

    MenacePixelmon

    Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

    Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

    IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net  Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons now loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What is the server about? The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
    What mods are included in the server? Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Dimension Hops: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

    Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

    Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

    Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2445 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

    Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

    Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

    So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 New Chunks Explored: 314749
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CookCraftCo

    CookCraftCo
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

    Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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