Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 36 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
Chimeras Created: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3609 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Zombie Dances: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 455 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ores Mined: 3576
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Did They Minecraft SMP

    Did They Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ores Mined: 4860
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Enchantments Applied: 221 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

    Bread Sucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1029 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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