Crusallis: Where Pixels Fight for Control of the World 😉

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CRUSALIS Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CRUSALIS
Server Type	Geopolitical Historical
Description	A server focused on recreating history through fun raids, wars, and nation building.
IP Address	crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only)
Community	Victorix – Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server theme?

A: The server has iteration-based themes, with each new iteration featuring new content and a different historical theme.

Q: How long does each iteration last?

A: Each iteration typically lasts around 2 months before a new theme is introduced.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the premium Minecraft IP address crusalis.net and join the Victorix community on Discord.

Q: Can I contribute to building nations and participating in wars?

A: Yes, by joining the server and community, you can actively participate in nation building, raids, and wars to help your faction achieve victory.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

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ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Land Respect Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7384
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	816	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PreggoPurgeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1589
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3588	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2328	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Items Found:	7419	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Star Shards Collected:	113	Villages Defended:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	799

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Star Shards Collected:	163	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.