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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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