Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	897	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Farms Harvested:	287	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6134	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	245
Players Killed by Monsters:	9801	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Crops Grown:	3130	Royal Courts Attended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.