Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3462	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3064	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	965
Towns Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	542	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crops Grown:	8784	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
New Chunks Explored:	549818	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2012	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	642	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Crops Grown:	4374
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.