Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	193	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	75
Towns Built:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3056	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

gamemode Creative

Creative, Cross-Play

Asia’s largest CREATIVE ARCHITECTURE SERVER Everyone can receive Flat Personal World and Wild Personal Worlds for free to engage in personal creative activities. With this, unleash your creativity and create your own architectural masterpieces.Our server provides various features to allow players to enjoy creative activities freely. You can use a variety of functions including WorldEdit without any restrictions, enabling you to turn creative ideas into reality.Moreover, our server is enhancing multilingual support. With support for languages like English, Japanese, and more, you can communicate and collaborate with players from around the world.Make new friends and enjoy the joy of construction through Minecraft! We are waiting for you on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6854	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kohar Mc

Factions, Survival

You can’t find a server where you can consistently play on?KoharMC Is an exclusive faction server that will allow you to experience countless adventures and many memoriesThis server allows you to create your faction and let you release your inner conquerer.You can lead the strongest faction on the server and dominate everybody.You might want to become a headhunter and make money for the factions by hunting their enemy’s head.The possibilities are limitless. Join today and become an exclusive member of our community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Alien Abductions:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2424	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

16-Bit MC

Skyblock, Survival

We aspire to be your Skyblock home. Server is new, however we’re here for the long haul! Come be a founding member of our server, build your Skyblock, and check out our unique cave system!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cake Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Cake Realm is a cross-play Minecraft server that focuses on Survival and Sky Block. The play through should be as normal as possible with some fun extra functions. So you can play with your friends with no compromises. This is the discord server where you get updates on the progress on the server and can connect with fellow Minecraft players.This server is a great and simple way for everyone to interact with the fantastic world which is Minecraft. Therefore do we have crossplay between Minecraft Java and Minecraft Bedrock. So you can play Minecraft with your friends no matter what.Game modes: Survival and Sky Block

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	280	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Planet X Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello Minecrafter! We invite you to our friendly community!We offer an immersive survival experience while staying completely true to the classic game style.To start playing, just join our Discord channel and submit an application. Don’t worry, we will quickly check it and you can immerse yourself in the exciting world of our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ores Mined:	2389
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Infernal Network

Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BetoCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Betocraft is a semi-anarchist Minecraft Java and Bedrock server. Basically you can do everything except use hacks and be toxic towards other members Port for minecraft bedrock: 19132English: BetoCraft is a cross-play Survival Minecraft Java and Bedrock server for Portuguese-speaking players. It includes features like PvP and Factions and is set up in offline mode (aka cracked). The server’s gameplay is semi-anarchy, so you can pretty much do everything except use hacks and be toxic with other members. To join BetoCraft from Bedrock Edition, use port 25565.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Aurora Middle School

Survival, Vanilla

A small friendly SMP with a vanilla experience and friendly players. We hope to see many new faces there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	244
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Tofis Hangout

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Tofi’s Hangout!A simple survival server with 12 races to choose from! alongside this also server includes Terralith and Terratonic data packs for better world generation!Can you unlock the 1 secret race?Enjoy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Endpixel Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

EndPixel Network [1.20] – Factions | We offer an exiting new way of gaming! ₪ Custom Abilities ₪ Quests ₪ New Minecraft Monsters ₪ New Minecraft Bosses ₪ Permanent Elytra Effects ₪ Storyline ₪ 25+ New Enchants ₪ Events ₪ Combat Gadget Abilities ₪ 1.8 COMBAT – NO SCHEMATIC PRINTER – NO GENBUCKETS – VANILLA

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.