Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Villages Defended:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Void Armor Forged:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Animals Bred:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5929
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	214	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	4121	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	115	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Potions Brewed:	180
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	245

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7802	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!