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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4435 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 160 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 966 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.
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So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!
