Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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