Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Magic Items Found: 6330 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

    ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Animals Bred: 145 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ElfHairNoFair

    ElfHairNoFair
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

    We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

    Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

    TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PixelCraftLand

    PixelCraftLand
    Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Animals Bred: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

    Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

    Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

    Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

    Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

    But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

    Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

    Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Potions Brewed: 72 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

    NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition
    Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

    Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

    Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlockyBootyJuice

    BlockyBootyJuice
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

    TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

    join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

    zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

    so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 126 Players Killed by Monsters: 2308

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • EUtopiaCraft

    EUtopiaCraft
    haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Enchantments Applied: 266
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5884 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • 🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

    🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

    ⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

    ✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

    ✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

    ⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

    ⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Shake It Off Minecraft Server

    Shake It Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5224 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

    ”It’s   OVER   Minecraft   SMP”
    Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

    Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

    Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Void Armor Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BoulderBorderBros

    BoulderBorderBros
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

    Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

    Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

    So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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