Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 6
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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