Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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