Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Buildings Constructed: 29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Server
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