Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Animals Bred: 53 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY