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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3788 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 290 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and chaos. Build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).
But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where you have to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes while dodging angry llamas. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco.
So come on down to our server and embrace the cringe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.