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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6772 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and chaos. Build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).
But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where you have to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes while dodging angry llamas. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco.
So come on down to our server and embrace the cringe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.