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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4144 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8491 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 8428 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and chaos. Build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).
But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where you have to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes while dodging angry llamas. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco.
So come on down to our server and embrace the cringe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.