CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6120	Falling into the Void:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1931	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	1922	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Towns Built:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	169

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Animals Bred:	74
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	227
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	3082	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!