CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	380132	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Magic Items Found:	3693

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Farms Harvested:	798
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ores Mined:	8321	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	214
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3151	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.