CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	5426

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Towns Built:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Star Shards Collected:	166	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Emeralds Found:	2964

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	840
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Emeralds Found:	9630
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Astral Projections Made:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Farms Harvested:	895
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.