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Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Towns Built:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	4603
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ores Mined:	7344	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	1720	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	187	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Crops Grown:	4117
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Towns Built:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ores Mined:	6080	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2