CrimeanCraft: ATACMS Barrage | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

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Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1007
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	83	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
New Chunks Explored:	977357	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

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Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3024
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InstaReplyCraft: Where we respond faster than your ex! Join now for instant fun!

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Are you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.

And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	3724
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyBunnies: Colmar Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking bunnies! Yes, you heard that right, talking bunnies!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary carrot of power, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamond armor and the ability to fly like a chicken. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of evil creepers who are determined to keep it for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can ride on horses and cows can shoot lasers from their eyes. It’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life exploring it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KawaiiCraft: Where Good Asian Girls Rule the Blocks

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you good Asian girls out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and kung fu moves. You won’t find that anywhere else, folks!

2. We have a secret underground hot pot restaurant where you can feast on delicious food while battling creepers and zombies. It’s a truly immersive dining experience!

3. Our server is protected by a magical Great Wall that keeps out griefers and trolls. Only the most honorable players can pass through its gates.

4. We host weekly karaoke nights where you can show off your singing skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for, good Asian girls? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mines Excavated:	3986	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Americans: Where USA is Always Number Wan!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging through, wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil zombie villagers? Well, now you can! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, flying pigs, and a talking parrot sidekick named Steve.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to unwind after a long day of exploding. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of dancing skeletons and a DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old USA when you can be a part of the wildest Minecraft server in existence!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ores Mined:	6272
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and LOLing with Friends!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We are the Tongue Edition server, where we discuss and share indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers or more. Why join our server, you ask? Because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world, the elite few who demand only the best entertainment.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your favorite 499 view oshi here, as long as they meet our minimal requirements of being a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. We have a list of the top indie vtubers, including the likes of Veda987 with 6,498 viewers and Orkpod with 2,930 viewers. And don’t worry, even if they’re a corpo, as long as they don’t own talent IPs, they’re fair game!

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, and even Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, we have an official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber art needs. And let’s not forget about the upcoming birthdays of your favorite chuubas, like Saruei and Zuma.

So come join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the wild world of indie vtubers. Ducks are welcome too, because why not? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyVillage: Where It’s Always Spring and We’re Always Mining

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Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like it’s spring all year round? Look no further! Our server is filled with blooming flowers, chirping birds, and sunshine for days. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground garden filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Join us and experience the joys of spring in Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t want to leaf this server once you join.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JewCraft: Redpilling Normies, One Block at a Time!

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Are you tired of living in a world where normies are blissfully unaware of the truth about Jews? Join our Minecraft server and redpill them all with outrageous conspiracy theories and wild stories about the Jewish community! Dive into a world where every block you break uncovers a hidden Jewish plot, and every mob you defeat is secretly controlled by a Jewish mastermind. Join us and together we will uncover the truth behind the Jewish agenda… one block at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Adventures: Crafting Your Way Through Persona Problems

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to see Hitler return in a non-fuhrer way, because apparently that’s the key to making the series normal again. And if Atlus doesn’t release Persona 2 on PC, we’ll make sure to show our outrage in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, if you’re a Hearts of Iron 4 player who’s sick of seeing anime profile pics everywhere, come join us and show off your 20th-century leader profile pic with pride. Trust us, this server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mines Excavated:	3513
Ores Mined:	2972	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7808

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	5880	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	7749

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6210
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	261	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8