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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4524 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Votes: | 5356 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!