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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1569 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!