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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9175 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5654 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!