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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7248 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 141436 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!