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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7499 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 244 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Emeralds Found: | 1273 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!