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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7987 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!