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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7393 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 76 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!