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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 557 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!