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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5226 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!