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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8079 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8283 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!