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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5986 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 183 |
Enchantments Applied: | 235 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!