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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2630 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!