Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the shortest horror story ever – the tale of a creeper sneaking up behind you and blowing you to smithereens! But don’t worry, respawning is just a click away on our server where the creepers are always lurking and the zombies are always hungry for brains. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft horror experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Falling into the Void: 0 Void Gems Collected: 20
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CreeperCravings

    CreeperCravings
    Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Animals Bred: 43
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Youth Smoke-Free Zone

    Youth Smoke-Free Zone
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

    imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

    so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Emeralds Found: 5843
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Mythical Quests Completed: 34

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • No-Modding Minecraft Server

    No-Modding Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1047 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

    A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NeighborTrapCraft

    NeighborTrapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

    Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

    Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

    So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 342 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Potions Brewed: 189 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

    AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ores Mined: 7863
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6087 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

    CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Mines Excavated: 1476
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

    PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

    imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

    join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 6940

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

    Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

    Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 659201 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

    Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Chimeras Created: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

    ThriftedPillowSwapLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

    Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

    Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

    Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

    HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyCreeperCafe

    CraftyCreeperCafe
    Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 172 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Villages Defended: 13
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Crops Grown: 1804
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NukeProofCraft

    NukeProofCraft
    lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, there’s no evidence that Iran is tryna make a nuclear weapon, just like how there’s no evidence that pigs can fly! CIA director says so, so it must be true! come build ur own nuclear-free world with us and maybe even find some flying pigs along the way. who needs nukes when u got diamond swords and enchanted armor, amirite? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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