Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3100 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!
