Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!
