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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3258 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 160 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
