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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5958 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
