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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just like the time Sarah tricked our player into thinking he was jerking off to her pic, only to reveal it was all just a hilarious prank! Who knows what kind of wacky antics will happen next on our server?

Don’t be a prude like our player, come join the fun and let loose on our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and you’ll always be laughing your blocky head off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8157	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	74	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Star Shards Collected:	251	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	9291

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4530	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3858	Magic Items Found:	5497
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mines Excavated:	1436
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	274	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	5220
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Potions Brewed:	72

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!