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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4150 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Queen, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat her in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt cooled) on our server!