so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
Crops Grown: 7059 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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