so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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