so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Potions Brewed: 26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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