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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Mines Excavated: 3493 Epic Battles Fought: 16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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