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| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 480 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9581 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
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| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
xNestorio, also known as Nestor, is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his high-level PvP skills and entertaining content. He is well-known for his intense UHC (Ultra Hardcore) series, where he competes against other players in a battle to be the last one standing. With a dedicated fanbase and a strong presence on social media, xNestorio continues to be a prominent figure in the Minecraft gaming community.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| IP | mc.aus.gg |
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| Server Location | Sydney, Australia |
Discord invite link: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now
To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. It is a whitelisted application-based server.
The server runs the latest version of Minecraft, allowing players to enjoy all the new features of recent updates.
Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable community. Not following these rules may result in removal from the server.
Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops where players can trade using diamonds as currency.
Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land and protect their builds from other players. However, this is optional.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.
So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.
Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!
Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.
To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).
Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.
Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 9786 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!
So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 384 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
