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| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!
Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.
So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!
SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Server Type | Mostly-Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Community Focus | Building, Shops, and more |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal |
| Is the server Discord available? | Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx |
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?
Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!
We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!
Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!
Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.
plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.
so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
