Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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