Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 5080
Star Shards Collected: 101 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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